Charles pursuing NZ’s Ardern in January PM transfer window

Following a successful 6 year spell as Prime Minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern will shortly be a free agent and a bidding war between some of the world’s biggest countries looks certain to follow.

Earlier in her career, Ardern had spells in the US and UK. However a big move to Washington now looks less likely, as Joe Biden has forgotten where he’d left the paperwork that would have parachuted Ardern into the Oval Office.

King Charles (aka Chuck 3) is rumoured to be a big fan, and with the current state of the UK, Ardern’s installation would be a popular formality - plus she can reach higher shelves. The only question mark is why she would risk her reputation with such a basket case of a country.

A statement from the office of Boris Johnson that no-one had asked for said ‘PMILF’.

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‘Up the workers!’ Chaz Guevara storms royal palace

King Charles III, an iconic hat-wearing revolutionary, has seized control of several palaces in the UK and given some of his enormous wealth back to the people.

Chaz Guevara told Good Morning Britain ‘If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine. Up the workers!’

Richard Madeley, who was visibly uncomfortable with Chaz’s cigar smoking, challenged him to explain how one of the richest men in the world could be on the side of the people. ‘You tell me’, he replied.

Chaz appeared on the balcony of Buckingham Palace to acknowledge a crowd of flag waving revolutionaries. His first decree was that a tiny portion of his wealth will be given back to the people.

Smiling, and waving jazz-hands, he cried out ‘That’s royalty for you!’

Richard and Judy Madeley have fled the country.

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[H/T SteveB]

King Charles records his Christmas Day speech…