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ChatGPT to remake Van de Valk


A spokesperson, obviously a man, for Elon Musk has confirmed his boss has ordered Grok to remake the Odyssey in a more believable way. 'Mr Musk does not believe there would be black people in Homer's classic,' he said.


When asked what shade of brown would be appropriate for ancient Greeks he replied that white is what Musk believed to be the correct shade of brown.  Apparently ancient Greeks are alright for speaking modern English in the Grok rendition.  Odysseus himself would believe in the one Christ and none of that Greek God rubbish, despite predating the age of Christ by a long time.


Helen, of course, would be white and would speak in a Home Counties accent, like most Helens.  Not to be confused with Karens.


ChatGPT has responded by agreeing to remake the 2020 remake of Van de Valk in Dutch.  



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Old time Hollywood big shot: 'Venezuela? I hardly know 'er!'


Hollywood producers are waiting for enough time to elapse to greenlight some future Oscar bait about American troops who get PTSD - that PTSD coming courtesy of the upcoming omnishambles in Venezuela and/or Greenland. 


Working titles so far include 'The Venezuelan Candidate', 'Orinoc-oh-no!' and 'Nuuk whose talking' and the racier 'Is that a Nobel Peace Prize in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me'. Others in development are 'Crackers in Caracas' and its Cuban focused sequel 'Crackers in Caracas 2: Are you Havana laugh?' plus an unexpectedly gritty franchise reboot with 'Grease 3: Greased up by the stolen oil of Venezuela'.


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