ChatGPT to remake Van de Valk
- Throngsman
- 3 minutes ago
- 1 min read
A spokesperson, obviously a man, for Elon Musk has confirmed his boss has ordered Grok to remake the Odyssey in a more believable way. 'Mr Musk does not believe there would be black people in Homer's classic,' he said.
When asked what shade of brown would be appropriate for ancient Greeks he replied that white is what Musk believed to be the correct shade of brown. Apparently ancient Greeks are alright for speaking modern English in the Grok rendition. Odysseus himself would believe in the one Christ and none of that Greek God rubbish, despite predating the age of Christ by a long time.
Helen, of course, would be white and would speak in a Home Counties accent, like most Helens. Not to be confused with Karens.
ChatGPT has responded by agreeing to remake the 2020 remake of Van de Valk in Dutch. Â
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