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Netflix agrees new deal with Meghan


Netflix has confirmed that it won't pay for any more embarrassingly bad content from Meghan. This includes canning advertorials for American Riviera Orchard, or As Ever. As if?


The new deal will allow Meghan to access all of Netflix's content, ad free, on a special new 'Royal Plan', for only $18 a month. The package comes with a special, once-in-a-lifetime, restraining order.


Under the deal, Meghan will continue to pitch ideas for new embarrassingly bad content and Netflix has promised that they will at least open the envelopes. No further meetings or phone calls are expected and Netflix has said that it will be changing all of its email addresses.


Meghan is reported to have said that the new deal confirms her status, her star power, and business acumen. Harry is reported to have been told to shut the F up.




Royal reconciliation

Former Prince, Harry, has met King Charles at Clarence House.


Palace officials say that the meeting went well, and that Charles had shown Harry his collection of antique cricket bats.


Reports of noises from the meeting, such as 'Yaroo, Ow, and Owww' have been quietly dismissed as 'horseplay', 'joshing' and 'father-son bonding'.


After the meeting, the two repaired to the garden where Charles had organised a celebratory bonfire. This was a rather smoky affair and officials say that they can neither confirm or deny that a large number of copies of 'Spare' were being torched.


After the meeting Charles said that he fully supported Harry in launching his new broadcasting company called Net Flicks, and that he was looking forward to seeing him again in ten years time.


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