Netflix agrees new deal with Meghan
- deskpilot
- 3 minutes ago
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Netflix has confirmed that it won't pay for any more embarrassingly bad content from Meghan. This includes canning advertorials for American Riviera Orchard, or As Ever. As if?
The new deal will allow Meghan to access all of Netflix's content, ad free, on a special new 'Royal Plan', for only $18 a month. The package comes with a special, once-in-a-lifetime, restraining order.
Under the deal, Meghan will continue to pitch ideas for new embarrassingly bad content and Netflix has promised that they will at least open the envelopes. No further meetings or phone calls are expected and Netflix has said that it will be changing all of its email addresses.
Meghan is reported to have said that the new deal confirms her status, her star power, and business acumen. Harry is reported to have been told to shut the F up.