Millions of people around the planet are somewhat dumbfounded by the media's choices of which snaps have something so heinously wrong with them that they need to be retracted, when others are apparently perfectly fine. Of all the photos in the world, a kill notice on one of a mother with her children? Really?
What about every single image of 'innocent' presidential candidate Donald Trump?
Those pics of Vladimir Putin, winner of a 'free and fair' Russian election?
And there's a chap in Downing Street claiming to be Prime Minister when only a handful of chums voted him in.
'Right, Honorable' Member of Parliament, Chris Pincher, when there was a lot more touching up going on?
And what about Member of European Parliament Nigel Farage standing in front of a clearly doctored massive image of 'millions of people queuing to enter the UK' right before Brexit? That one was OK was it?
But if you ever come into possession of a photo of a £37 billion world-beating track and trace system, do let the Brits know.
Photo by Filip Mishevski on Unsplash
Mr Corbyn,
We here at CCHQ would like to acknowledge our delight in you not only looking at standing again at the forthcoming General Election but also forming an alternative left-wing political party to provide left-wing voters a choice of left-wing parties to vote for. We in the Conservative Party believe in voters having choice, apart from those lunatics at Reform UK - you can fuck right off Tice* - and above all we respect conviction politicians - the sheer number of Conservative MPs that have been convicted in recent years should reinforce that point!
We appreciate starting a new political party can be a pretty time-consuming and personnel-intensive effort, so we would love to help you out with secretarial support, stationery supplies and office space should you need it. Whatever your needs, just ask and we can find a donor ready to help our your cause.
We look forward to chewing the fat on the hustings with yourself and your fellow delegates.
*and Farage, unless you reconsider our offer to lead us into the next General Election. Just say the word and we can have you in the top job next Tuesday, Thursday latest