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Business leaders have been highly critical of a three thousand pound a head business lunch at the Conservative Party conference which failed to deliver, amongst other things, any useful Conservative MPs, despite Kwasi Kwarteng speaking to every table.
Most of the complaints, though, were that James Cleverly closed the business dinner down 'before the mango sorbet was served', according to insiders today. A Conservative spokesman was initially nonplussed at the allegation - 'it's a pudding, we're here to deliver growth, growth, growth, not puddings,' he is said to have spluttered, before realisation dawned on him. 'Mango sorbet - government contracts without competition. Now I get it,' he said tapping his nose.
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Despite a total lack of charisma and ability Liz Truss is Prime Minister. Given how excruciating she is at deliver, deliver, delivering speeches, a career where public speaking is so important is an odd choice. Her ascent offers hope to idiots everywhere and not just the kind of idiots who believe what they read on the side of a bus.
One idiot said ‘57% of the votes, from an 83% turn out, from 0.3% of the electorate couldn't be wrong. Could it? Maybe it was just Larry the Cat who voted for her. Freezing energy bills sounds helpful, but not if you freeze them at levels people already can’t afford. Also the word “freeze” might be a bit on the nose when winter comes and frostbite sets in – also on the nose.‘
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