Lee Anderson's family horrified at prospect of spending more time with him

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Scientists discover a new form of black hole

NewsBiscuit Book Review - we read the books so you don't have to bother

Our review this week is Rory Stewart's Politics On the Edge, in which we give as succinct a summary as you'll find anywhere and be able to save yourself twenty two quid:

'Boris Johnson is a complete c*nt and always has been.'