- sketchly
- Jan 11, 2023
The Harry formerly known as “Prince” has found a new way to cash in on any dwindling popularity he may have left, by publishing his Amazon wish list
He invites members of the public who still believe in him to show their solidarity by buying him the tools he needs to continue his campaign.
Items include; enough rope to hang himself, and a selection of shovels in ever-increasing sizes
Following the examples of Donald Trump and Jair Bolsonaro, the Duke of Sussex, who claims that his place in the Royal family 'has been stolen from him', has persuaded all his supporters to storm Britain's royal palaces in protest, and to help him regain his place within Britain's ruling elite.
The head of Britain's security, however, issued a statement assuring the public that there was nothing to fear and all necessary precautions had been taken, with thousands of police and other officials being told they could take the week-end off. 'As we expected' he said, gesturing towards the deserted road outside Buckingham Palace 'it's clear that all those who sympathise with Harry have flocked here to show their support.'
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