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Idiot groups of awful people are waging war on the extremist lifesaving RNLI and the Pakistani Cricket team, neither of which poses any threat to England, especially with that bowling attack. What are the new groups that will be soon facing “patriotic wrath”? Let’s have a look…


  • The Brownies – for obvious reasons

  • Food Banks – For causing the Cost-of-Living Crisis and being constantly being bailed out by do-gooding donation givers.

  • Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards – For wasting taxpayers’ money on frivolous investigations into common sense £5,000,000 gifts. Anyway, £36,000,000 in dodgy crypto is much more de rigeur

  • The Met Office – For using space lasers to control the UK’s weather and making it too hot and now a bit nippy.

  • Trees – The leaf dropping bastards…. Standing there, doing nuffin’…thinking they’re better than us…taking our CO₂….I hate them so much…


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A pub in Essex has been raided by police after customers complained there were no right-wing offensive memorabilia on display.


'No swastikas, no golliwogs, no framed portraits of Nigel Farage in sight,' said a Detective Constable today.


'Obviously we tried to give them advice on the right way to display any golliwogs they might find - preferably with a correctly tied noose around their necks, but they weren't up for listening. We pointed out we had better things to do with our time, what with raping and abusing law abiding citizens, but zero interest. We tried to give them leaflets on how to be racist, some Britain First tee shirts we had going spare, but they wouldn't take any notice.


'Of course, we've arrested them, charged them with wasting police time. We also noticed they had RNLI collection containers on the bar so we've charged them with offences related to funding terrorist organisations as well,' he added.


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