Electronic Arts make some of the most popular video games, what are some of the expected new features now Mohammed bin Salman is definitely not involved.
The Sims – You can now dismember your Sims with a bonesaw!
Battlefield – Chose the new Saudi Special Forces character – Special weapon, yep, a bonesaw!
Star Wars Battlefront – You can now play as a hero Sith character with a unique Light-bonesaw weapon – just imagine that glowing red serrated edge dismembering rebel journalist scum!
Dead Space – This is now a simulated room in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, no reason.
FIFA – You now get to dismember the losing team with a bonesaw! Don’t ask why, you know what happens if you questions…
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