Incensed by the attitude of European countries to his war in the Middle East, Trump will be pulling back several brigades of dumb and deeply irritating US tourists from the continent.
Piqued by Spain not letting him use its air bases to bomb Iranian children, Trump will withdraw 2,000 tourists who've been wandering around Madrid, wondering why it doesn't look like Milwaukee.
He will recall 1,000 tourists from Italy who have been infuriating restauranteers by telling them how well they've learnt to cook that classic American invention, the pizza.
And he will bring back 5,000 tourists from Germany who've been strutting around Baden Baden like they own the place and arrogantly telling the locals that if it weren't for them, they'd all be speaking German.
Security forces had no choice but to release the armed man who attempted to assassinate US President Donald Trump after he claimed he was only trying to bring about ‘regime change’ at the head of US politics. The gunman pointed out that either killing or kidnapping elected leaders of foreign countries was exactly how the USA chose to bring about regime change at the top and was only following Donald Trump’s lead.
After a brief discussion behind closed doors White House officials concluded the gunman had quite rightly chosen the American way of removing elected heads of state and that he had nothing to answer for. The gunman was released late last night without charge after receiving an apology from Security Forces for their heavy handling of the situation.
‘We apologised to the gunmen and assured him that he or any future gunmen who tried to assassinate the President in an attempt to bring about regime change would not be apprehended or challenged. It is how we do things here in the USA…..he was only trying to uphold the law as we see it.
He is a fine upstanding citizen and a leading example to all Americans who care about their country. He was only trying to make America great again. Although in future he might want to think about using high explosives rather than a hand-held weapon....that way you get to take out more people and it looks a whole lot better on Fox News.
Think of the hits on Truth Social