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1000 MAGA supporters score a collective IQ of zero in Harvard research project



In what's being seen by many as something of a blow to Donald Trump's planet-sized ego, researchers at Harvard University have revealed the results of a year-long project to determine the size of the average MAGA supporter's IQ.


Professor Stanley Unwin told reporters. 'Quite frankly, we have been stunned by the utter stupidity of these people. Collectively, the sample of participants managed not to even score a total of one. Thus making our control example, a registered intellectually challenged amoeba named Cody, smarter than the entire group.'


Meanwhile Trump took a break from fomenting World War 3 to tell reporters. 'This is fake research. My people are smart. They're real smart. They're the smartest. Fact. Everyone says so.'


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