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8 billion people and they all voted for me says Trump

As the world’s population hits the 8 billion mark, one Florida-based pensioner who used to be on TV and social media, claimed they had all voted for him.

Donald Trump reportedly claimed that 9 billion votes were ‘stolen’ from him in the 2020 US Presidential election, 10 billion had attended his most recent rally and 11 billion Mexicans were currently crossing the southern US border. He claimed he would only send 12 billion tweets if allowed back on to the platform and he was innocent of 13 billion counts of sexual assault against him and he was 14 billion percent sure of winning the 2024, 2028, 2032 and 2036 US Presidential elections.

Trump estimates his own fortune and real estate square footage at 15 billion, unless the American tax authorities are asking, in which case it’s making a loss.

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