'Art of the Deal' ghost writer asked to negotiate with Iran
- Jeremynh
- 30 minutes ago
- 1 min read
The journalist who ghost authored The Art of the Deal for Donald Trump has been asked to step in and clinch a peace deal with Iran, since Trump himself clearly has no clue what he is doing.
"The President is totally out of his depth with the Iranians," said a State Department source, "and he's been telling obvious fibs - always saying he's minutes away from a deal with them when he's just been talking to himself in a mirror.
"That's why we asked Tony Schwartz to take his place. Look at this stuff he wrote in the Art of the Deal: 'My style of deal-making is very simple. I aim very high, and then I keep pushing and pushing to get what I am after.'
"Tony's the kind of guy we need negotiating with the Iranians," said the source. "He really seems to know what he's talking about - unlike the blundering oaf that we have as a president. He couldn't negotiate his way out of a lavatory cubicle."
