top of page

British tourists fail to notice French railway sabotage

British tourists have been marvelling at the speed and efficiency of French trains, despite the fact that many of the high speed TGVs are not even running thanks to arson attacks and the system is also coping with an Olympics and start of holiday season.


Francesca Fraser said 'Look at these lovely trains. They're much faster than the ones at home. Punctual service. And there's never been leaves on the line the whole time we've been here. Reasonable prices too... I'm starting to wonder if the privatisation of the British train network might not have been an unqualified success.'


Locals, who are used to a good train service, were less happy. One mime, angry that his train was late and failing to travel at 200mph, did unspeakable things to a baguette.


image from pixabay

77 views2 comments

2 Comments


Sneha Oberoi
Sneha Oberoi
Jul 30

In our Green Park Escort Agency demand for young college girls is very high. You will come to our Escort agency in Green Park then you will see many young college escort girls. All independent escort girls in Green Park come every day to the agency for giving service.

Like

bdbdab
Jul 29

Francesca Fraser obviously didn't realise the train operators are private. Must be a Tory / DeformUK plc type.

Like
bottom of page