Canada to rename Gordie Howe bridge

Canada has, with a heavy heart, announced plans to rename the recently opened Gordie Howe bridge that links Canada to the US.

'It's not big, and it's not clever,' said Premier Mark Carney. 'I feel that we are being dragged down to Trump's level. But we have agreed to match tariffs dollar for dollar, so we can't let the big orange man-baby rename Lake Ontario without a response.

'From Monday, the Gordie Howe bridge will be officially renamed the Donald Trump Is An Economically Illiterate Bully And A Big Fat Loser And An Epstein Loving Pervert Bridge. We've already bought the web domain.'

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