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Cough medicines feared to contain spoon full of sugar

Certain cough syrups have sparked a safety concern, after an out of work nanny was caught lacing it with psychedelic chemicals. Using a spoon full of sugar to mask the taste, the hallucinating children have attested to flying and chasing animated foxes.

Allergic reactions were originally blamed on pholcodine, but evidence now points towards the chemical compound of supercalifragilistic. Sadly, it is not the first time Poppins has attempted to drug people, with many of her wards complaining of visions of dancing penguins and mockney chimney sweeps.

An unapologetic Poppins said she had no regrets about spiking the cough medicine, as it done in the most delightful way.

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