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Emerson, Lake & Palmer lament the lack of Brain Salad Surgery available in the shops

There is also expected to be a shortage of Prefab Sprout, and Smashing Pumpkins.

The Government has blamed this on poor weather conditions in Europe (the continent, not the band) and definitely NOT Brexit, which promised plentiful and cheap music. They also point out there is also likely to be rationing of Red Hot Chili Peppers and Cranberries in the future. People being advised to collect Traveling Wilburys, which are in plentiful supply in the country, and are a supergroup.

Environment Secretary Thérèse Coffey has suggested listening to Bachman Turnip Overdrive could be a suitable alternative while other music remains in short supply.


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