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Evil White Witch to annex England

The UN has received another shock today as it learnt from our correspondent, Mr Tumnus, that the Queen of Narnia claimes sovereignty over Albion.

A spokesperson experienced in dubious narratives confirmed, 'There has always been a corridor between the two kingdoms via a wardrobe in the dusty attic of a country house.'

'We have already detained the traitor Aslan and intend to put him on trial for aiding a number of children who entered Narnia without permission. Unfortunately, the spies 'Lucy' and 'Edmund' have evaded capture. Be assured, this is no fantasy.'

Liz Trussed-Up was unavailable for comment.

Original image from Pixabay by ImaArtist

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