Illuminati go on strike
Following on from other public sector workers, our shadowy overlords have demanded that human sacrifices keep pace with inflation. Said one lizard: 'In real terms we have had a 20% cut in demon summonings. And we've already had a national shortage of hooded robes.'
The strike day will see an absence of government manipulation, control of our media or support of Prince Andrew. Their unconventional picket line will be in the shape of a pentagram and can only be crossed if you have the right cantrip.
Their Union leader, a Mr. S. Atan, explained: 'We expect the minister to come to the table. Not to negotiate but to have their still beating heart, cut from their chest. Oh, and we'd like flexible working hours as well.'
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