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Man outraged that punk band does punk thing

Controversy swirls in the aftermath of Glastonbury, after several music acts had the temerity to do something musical. Worse still, self-proclaimed anarchic political performers did something vaguely edgy, instead of three hours of crochet.


The crowd was heard to chant 'death to the IDF', which to be fair, is the one thing the IDF seem to like - and it does rhyme. This was followed by a rendition of 'f$ck off Keir Starmer' - started by his wife and children.


Others claimed that the band name 'Kneecap' is seen as incredibly poor taste, as opposed to Joy Division, which was named after a branch of the Women's Insistute. Complained one middle-aged journalist 'I've never heard anything like it before' - which is kind of the point.




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