New Window based deaths to mix things up a little

The signature death by window move of the Russian Secret Service has had a recent upgrade. To add a bit of variety, all man-verses-gravity-via-glass incidences are now even more surprising.

Many high ranking officials are opting for low level offices and therefore new window based life ending opportunities are being made available to them. The Minister of Special Operations was launched from a trebuchet though a sixth story window. A ground level based oligarch was smashed over the head twice with a patio door, a technique called “double glazing”.

A new Minister of Defenestration was himself accelerated into a new position when he was hit by a window installer lorry.

In a surprising move, the Minister of Bribes was killed with a saw whilst in his private jet. This seemed a little off brand for the secret service until it was found out it was Surface-to-Air Window that had brought down his plane.

Another self-made oligarch was found dead after having Windows Vista installed on his PC. Brutal.

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