Old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
but found that the cupboard was bare!
She'd spent all the cash
on last quarter's gas
with inflation, she was having a 'mare!
Old mother hubbard
slammed shut the cupboard
and called her MP in a rage
She made such a fuss
to the listening Liz Truss
that surely, her worries would fade.
Now old mother hubbard
has no empty cupboard
nor kitchen
nor house
nor a home.
It was repossessed,
by some big men in vests
who told her "Your now on your own".
Old mother Hubbard
fell victim to 'Growth'
and the low tax and borrowing it brings.
And while Truss has the fun.
With her mad Tory chums.
She's left packing the last of her things.