Outcry as government to send refugees to Huddersfield
Updated: Apr 24, 2022
There has been widespread criticism of a new policy announced by Home Secretary and functioning sociopath Priti Patel to send refugees to Huddersfield for "processing" to see if they are eligible, if they aren't they are returned to the warzone where they came from, if they're unlucky they get to live in Huddersfield.
"This is a sensible policy.", explained Ms Patel, "I remember the looks on my parents' faces when I sent them to the Bileretch Retirement Home in Huddersfield, and that made me think that if one thing will deter refugees, it's Huddersfield."