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Palestinians join the endangered list

Recent attacks have seen Palestinians ranked below Giant Pandas and only slightly above the Dodo. Their chance of surviving is now on par with the Diplodocus or the next Chelsea manager.

While capable of breeding in captivity, Palestinians have become the target of big game hunters - specifically all those who think a two state solution is a big game.

Sadly, since the Nakba they have lost much of their natural habitat. A wildlife expert was asked to comment on anti-Palestinian legislation: 'If they were cuter, people would be more inclined to support them. As environmental battles go, it's David Attenborough versus Goliath.'

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