A politician with less loyalty to Britain than a queen-fibbing Rees-Mogg has falsely whipped himself up into such a fury that he has exceeded "Vivid Vexation".
Director of Faux Outrage Management at the Institute of Irritation, Andrew Suddenly, confirmed, 'Our sensitive instrumentation recorded several pre-shocks. We knew it was going to be a big blow, so we braced ourselves. But what came next surpassed all previous levels of tetchiness.
'The needle flew past Wretched Wrath, and topped out at Raging Boner. Our expertly designed Anderson Angry Scale has never seen the likes of this before. It may need Reform.'
'If someone tells this moron that his glorious English flag is actually pinched from a Turk, then we'll have to invent a whole new level of cross.'
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