People smugglers to charter P&O ferry
It has come to light that a gang of people smugglers have an audacious plan to up their game.
"This is a win-win," said a burly man, festooned with bling and sporting a Breitling watch.
"No more unseaworthy dinghies for the 'customers'. A relatively safe crossing ... assuming the crew are capable.
We get to shift 'cargo' in bulk, and P&O generate some income".
This will require a master of logistics to run the operation. Who do they have in mind?
"We understand that there's an English chap called Chris Grayling?"
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