Protesters run away as French police fetchez la vache
There was panic on the streets of Paris today when the French police deployed their ultimate weapon. 'C'est le last resort,' a gendarme explained. 'We have already told the protesters to go and boil their bottoms, blown our noses at them and farted in their general direction but these damn kids won't back down.'
After a last ditch attempt at finding a peaceful solution proved ineffective when the crowd reacted negatively to the police alleging their mothers were small rodents and their fathers smelled like a certain fruit, the cry of 'fetchez la vache' echoed around the quartiers.
As the air was filled with moos and cattle the protesters scattered. However, many were later seen to regroup and begin a counter-offensive by constructing a giant lapin du bois.
Author: Teppic
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