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Public consider letting Penny Mordaunt continue as sole Conservative MP



After Penny Mordaunt's impressive sword carrying skills were displayed during the King's coronation, opinion polls suggest that she might be the sole Tory MP who could get in at the next general erection.


"Lord luv 'er", said "Honest" Tommy Atkins of the East End, "We woz wondering if we should let Chris Grayling back in, just for the laughs. But when I claps my peepers on Penny holding that sparkly sword, especially after 'er pulling it out of that bleedin' stone, I had certain feelings and I decided keeping her in the house might help me...er, if you could excuse me for a mo."


H/T Sully




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