Scandals yet to come




It may seem like the media are feasting on a constant diet of scandals at the moment, but be warned, there are plenty more feeders lurking at the scandal buffet ready to serve up more cold, unappetising dishes of sickening misconduct, fattening impropriety and explosive wrongdoing.


Brace yourselves for:


InvestiGate - demands for financial regulator to look into behaviour of savings bank


MarGate - seaside scandal involving one's mother


RamsGate - seaside scandal involving male sheep


ReiGate - scandal of trying to pass off whisky made in Surrey as American whiskey


DeleGate - scandal of passing control of specialist food shop to inexperienced staff


InterroGate - scandal of excessively scary police questioning techniques


NaviGate - scandal over direction of Britain's warships


FiveBarredGate - scandal involving nearly half-a-dozen MPs banned from Westminster for viewing 'farm porn'


MitiGate - fantasy scandal which is not actually that scandalous at all, really


PromulGate - the posting of fake favourable reviews of a Scottish island


ProfliGate - scandal of universities employing an excessive number of senior academic staff


HarroGate - Yorkshire scandal involving other disturbing farm equipment porn


FloodGate - moist scandal encompassing a deluge of many scandals


NeGate - ineffective scandal involving negative Russians


PropaGate - major scandal which has spread as far as Yorkshire


CastiGate - scandal involving severely reprimanded theatre ensemble


CircumnaviGate - scandal involving the foreskin removal of rail workers around the world


CowandGate - Scandal that would have swept the nation if Neil Parish hadn't deleted his disturbing farmyard porn in the nick of time


MasturGate - Scandal exposing self-abuse in ventriloquists' dummy community.




Contributions from and hat tips to sydalg and SteveB



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