Small child found safe and well in Tesla vehicle.
- writinbsl
- 1 hour ago
- 2 min read
Following discussions about Tesla's user friendliness, and demands for that sleek look, a tragedy has been averted as a small child has been discovered in the wheel arch of a family's brand new car. The parents tried to explain the mishap.
'It all started with the door handles,' explained dad. 'We were going for a drive, but no door handles were to be seen. As a family, we split into groups to try and find a way to get in the car. In the end, we found one door handle under the bonnet, which we were excited about, but it wouldn't open the door anyway. Apparently Tesla have said that some sort of planetary alignment is necessary to produce the necessary energy to get a result. Some mention of crystals, too.'
Mum continued. `Once we got in, using a claw hammer, we realised we couldn't locate the steering wheel but eventually it was found in the back section of the glove department. I must admit it does make steering awkward at times. Most serious of all, we realised our youngest child was an apparently a casualty of this voyage of discovery, but after a protracted search involving sniffer dogs, the coastguard, several police forces as well as local volunteers, she was located just below the wheel arch in what Tesla describe as the passenger seat. As she didn't seem to mind too much, we thought we could leave her there as long as she keeps her elbows in and doesn't spoil the look.'
Image: JACLOU-DL - Pixabay
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