"Something's going on" confirms conspiracy theorist

A tinfoil hatter, known only by his avatar 'Mani', has confirmed that a thing is "a bit odd."

"Not heard a word on this", he said vaguely gesturing in an imprecise direction. "Weird it's not 'out there.'"

Asked what he was talking about, he said "Exactly! I smell a rat!"

"I thought it was fine," said normal person, Norman Normington, "But now that some internet crank has cast unsupported aspersions about it, I now see it's suspicious, whatever it is."

"Merely a heads-up...but don't be surprised if you don't hear from me again, Oh no! They're here! Beeeeeeeeeeep," wrote Mani on twitter.

His mum has checked his room and he's fine.

Hat-tip ashbery (or is it?)

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