The government has welcomed an initiative to keep "wrinklies" off the buses by turning off the heating and leaving the doors open.
'This is the kind of initiative that the country needs, enthused Minister of Transport, Grant Shapps, 'If poor people have to travel, why not make some room on the bus? Although Transport for London introduced the policy, I can reveal that the idea came from the Prime-Minister himself.'
There are also plans not stop at bus stops if the people queuing "look like scroungers".
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