Updated: Oct 7, 2022
'Typical EU bureaucracy,' said a spokesperson for the prime Minister, 'insisting on a typical EU common connector for smartphones - the EUSB, probably. Our Brexit dividend means we can be more radical and helpful to UK consumers - everyone has a drawer full of three pin plugs, and we're telling Apple and Samsung to make their phones compatible with them. If they don't, great British manufacturing will take over the smartphone industry - we already lead the market in burner phones, but not sure how they come up with that trade name. Sure, they might be a bit bulkier to accommodate the three pins, but it will show we are different to the EU,' she said today.