Westminster Abbey 'not available for Coronations' until 2025
'Unfortunately, due to the sudden and quite unexpected passing of her Majesty the Queen, Westminster Abbey is fully booked for the foreseeable,' said a spokesman for the Abbey. 'Sundays are fully booked, obvs, plus there are a myriad of bookings ranging from religious events and secular activities such as a bring and buy next week and an inner-city car boot sale in October.
'Spoons down the road might be able to help, but last time I looked they didn't take bookings. Might be worth a punt, though,' he added.