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In a landmark deal struck with the EU, Theresa May has reduced the European Union into a virtual vassal state, she announced today. ‘We no longer need to spend millions creating rules and regulations, the EU will do that for us, [read...]
The Prime Minister’s Director of Communications has revealed the reason for quitting Downing Street was to pursue a career as the Arsenal FC mascot, Gunnersaurus. In a dual resignation with Dominic Cummings, Mr Cain will return to a previous love of dressing-up as a chicken for the Daily Mirror to make the public and in… [read...]
Normal people who are not mental have taken it upon themselves to translate the diarrhoea which spills out of the Prime Minister’s mouth, especially the drivel in briefings to the nation billed as important. Recognising that no one has any idea what Boris Johnson is wibbling on about, [read...]
The Government has won a resounding victory in Parliament, making all words illegal which contain the letters E and U consecutively. ‘We needed to see the job through to its ultimate conclusion,’ said a jubilant Prime Minister, [read...]
Ben Bradley, Conservative MP for Mansfield, has defended endorsing a tweet saying that free school meals vouchers were ‘£20 cash direct to a crack den and a brothel’ by insisting he was simply coming out in support of Class A drugs and prostitution. [read...]
