Theresa May will be PM by Wednesday afternoon, announced David Cameron yesterday, closing the Lastminute.com webpage on his browser, and slamming shut his laptop with a satisfied grin. ‘It makes sense to get this done quickly, [read...]
After a period of uncertainty, Andrea Leadsom has agreed to publish her Desert Island Discs. ‘I hesitated at first, because I don’t want all MPs to feel pressured into these very personal disclosures,’ she told a press conference. [read...]
While the pound and the euro continue to move up and down faster and more unpredictably than Kyle Walker in a strip club, investment decisions are put on hold indefinitely and the whole of British industry sits silently sticking pins into wax models of Boris Johnson, [read...]
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has issued a stark reminder to users of dating apps to be careful of accepting profiles at face value after revealing that he only invaded Iraq because War looked absolutely great on its Tinder profile. [read...]
Boris Johnson is now knocking on people’s doors throughout the UK in an attempt to win back the affection that has taken a massive dive in the past week.
Members of the public have reported a blonde man with an extremely posh accent turning up on their doorsteps murmuring ‘Love me, [read...]