PoliticsBiscuit
The Conservative party has reiterated previous manifesto pledges that it is vitally important to promise things. ‘Now more than ever,’ said Theresa May hiding behind a bust of Margaret Thatcher, ‘it is vitally important that we promise things. [read...]
As the General Election looms, like an iceberg or a prostate examination, the UK’s electorate is surreptitiously looking forward to the prospect of ‘sticking it to the young’. With a ragtag collection of politicians to vote for, [read...]
The Conservative Party campaign for the General Election on 8th June will mostly involve endless repetition of the phrase ‘coalition of chaos’, it has emerged. Political commentators believe that by election day the public will have been bombarded with the phrase so often that they will walk into the voting booth in a trance-like state… [read...]
Paul Nuttall, formerly resident of Stoke, explained his reasons for standing as the UKIP candidate for Boston and Skegness. ‘I was born here, I’ve lived here all my life and I survived the great flood of 1571,’ he said today, [read...]
In what, is seen, as a deliberate attempt to pander to aspiring voters, Jeremy Corbyn has promised home delivery of all their favourite middle-class treats; such as artisanal breads, free-range olives and a sense of moral superiority. [read...]
