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Scientists in Oxford have observed that following Boris Johnson’s speech to the nation on Sunday evening, the Coronavirus now seems to be unsure what to do this week. ‘It’s bizarre, it is suddenly exhibiting a state of confusion” said Professor Philips of Oxford University’s Jenner Institute, [read...]
‘The introduction of Blankety Blank instead of Prime Minister’s Question Time is not politically motivated,’ argued first Minister Dominic Raab as he took his chair in the online grid of celebrity politicians, ready to be questioned by host Keir Starmer, [read...]
In an attempt to return leadership to Government, future Cobra meetings will be chaired by another well-known humourist, Fozzie Bear. Current Chair of Cobra, Dominic Rabb, gave a (sadly) lengthy interview to reporters yesterday outlining the reasons why Fozzie Bear has been offered the new role, [read...]
It has emerged this afternoon that during the Easter holiday Buckinghamshire Police issued a caution to a man who had driven from central London to one of his second homes despite tight restrictions being in place forbidding such actions during the current health crisis. [read...]
People all over Britain are starting to question whether Home Secretary Priti Patel has ever really existed. During the Covid-19 crisis there have been fewer reported sightings of Patel than of the Loch Ness Monster and this has led many to wonder whether she is actually the product of their fevered lockdown imagination. [read...]
