PoliticsBiscuit
Sadly when given the opportunity to accept a workable Brexit, Theresa May has failed to replicate basic human functions; such as empathy, comprehension and the ability to run through a field of wheat ‘without being weird about it’. [read...]
There’s been a breakthrough in talks over what kind of border might exist between Northern Ireland and the Republic after Brexit, with Taoiseach Leo Varadkar’s suggestion that a line of Irish dancers continuously performing Riverdance might be acceptable to all sides. [read...]
Die-hard brexiteers dying without repentance will dwell for all eternity in a hellish simulacrum of the seat of European power, God confirmed today. ‘No-plan-no-dealers had every chance to say sorry’ said the Lord Almighty. ‘Not for them the blessed afterlife of a liberal, [read...]
‘I have in my hand a box of chocolates,’ proclaimed a triumphant PM. ‘It is a full and total settlement of all my demands for EU reform. I asked for a total return to British judicial and fiscal autonomy as well as the right to slay one in five asylum seekers for four years before paying any benefits. [read...]
With negotiations at stalemate with Brussels, Theresa May has brought in a team of advisors from a Surrey infants school. For the last week, children have been showing senior ministers how to get their own way despite being told no, [read...]
