PoliticsBiscuit
Nigel Farage is in uncompromising mood. “Watch my lips. No . . . more . . . Martians”.
The UKIP leader has vowed to take Earth out of the solar system unless the regulations governing asteroids and alien immigration are reformed. [read...]
In an inspired piece of casting, the next super-villain to threaten Earth will be The Jacob, a time-travelling eccentric with plans to rear a super-race of Latin-speaking clones in top hats. ‘We’re working on his powers’, [read...]
Sources close to Boris Johnson’s pants say they may be loaded with horribly explosive material and the contents could easily blow up in his or others’ faces. [read...]
Former SNP leader Alex Salmond has for some unfathomable reason succeeded in getting people to pay for his groping-scandal legal fees. In a move widely affirmed as proper classy, the can’t-be-short-of-a-bob-or-two politician has managed to get the crowdfunding platform – [read...]
The people of Ireland are braced for the arrival of Donald Trump, with many likening it to the birth of Jedward. Historically Ireland has had more than its fair share of tragedies, but nothing can prepare the emerald isle for a meeting with the orange numbnut. [read...]
