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May admits basing strategy on game shows
‘You’ve all already guessed that our Brexit strategy has been a two year long version of Deal or No Deal’ [read...]
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“Someone has to stay and wave their willy”, says Gove
Following the resignations of several pro-Leave government ministers as the Government’s Brexit plans head for a meltdown, Environment Secretary Michael Gove has decided to remain in the cabinet to ‘wave his willy’. It was Gove’s wife, [read...]
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PM has a patio malfunction at number 10
After hosting a cabinet meeting lasting five hours the Prime Minister tottered out of number ten with a wellington boot on one foot, a glass slipper on the other and a shovel with multiple dents resting casually over one shoulder. [read...]
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Brexit deal ‘makes EU write rules for our benefit’ says May
In a landmark deal struck with the EU, Theresa May has reduced the European Union into a virtual vassal state, she announced today. ‘We no longer need to spend millions creating rules and regulations, the EU will do that for us, [read...]
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Cabinet endure all-night sofa negotiations as DFS Christmas deadline looms
Theresa May’s cabinet have been embroiled in all-night negotiations this week to submit the final design for the new cabinet room sofa before the DFS Christmas deadline. A Junior Minister for Soft Furnishings explained, “Everyone wants something different. [read...]