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Labour leadership contest ‘much too fair and democratic’
Senior figures within the Labour Party have publicly criticised the party’s leadership election process, highlighting how recklessly fair and democratic it is. [read...]
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Power cuts “Practice run for pushing through No-Deal” admits No. 10
There was very little surprise today when an unnamed Downing Street source confirmed that the recent major power outages had in fact been orchestrated by No. 10 as a “proof of concept” method for preventing PMs voting against a No-Deal Brexit in the Autumn. [read...]
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Who put the Dum in the Referendum?
Responding requests for a follow-up to the popular and hugely successful 2016 EU-membership referendum there are uncertainties about whether there should be just one more referendum, or more. There are also debates about whether any new referendum (or referendums) should offer a simple ‘yes / no’ [read...]
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Ant & Dec to head Government of National Unity
Centrists throughout Waitrose have agreed that the UK would be best served by skipping over the democracy part and returning to 2002. To facilitate the process, a handpicked team of moderates and celebrities will be asked to solve Brexit and ensure a steady flow of couscous. [read...]
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Julian Assange tried to escape prison disguised as Pamela Anderson
A Brazilian gang leader foiled in attempting to escape from prison disguised as his daughter has confessed he was inspired by to seek freedom by Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange. In a remarkable incident at HMP Belmarsh recently it has emerged that Julian Assange, [read...]