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Missing Tory politician and Mr Micawber-alike, Jacob Rees Mogg has been found alive and well in a suitcase, belonging to the celebrated ventriloquist, Cardew “leave it out, vicar” Judson. Mr Judson discovered the mistake on arrival at the Alhambra Theatre, [read...]
Medical staff in Uxbridge have confirmed that a rotund, comical looking man has been sectioned after complaints he was seen approaching seven year old schoolchildren and promising them outrageous presents in time for Christmas. ‘No idea who he thinks he is,’ [read...]
‘You’ve all already guessed that our Brexit strategy has been a two year long version of Deal or No Deal’ [read...]
Boris Johnson’s claim today that a new Tory Governments first act would be to slash National insurance contributions for all tax payers, was greeted with unbridled joy today as basic rate tax payers realised that this would mean at least an extra £1.63 per week in their pay packet. [read...]
David Cameron has written a stern letter to Prime Minister David Cameron, complaining about cuts to public services.
Cameron, who is on the verge of implementing a further round of swingeing cuts, [read...]
