PoliticsBiscuit
Holiday-makers are reporting gridlock on the roads and all forms of coitus have ground to a halt, as people take to the streets in support of Owen Smith. Despite 75% of Labour voters expressing a preference for his opponent and the remaining 25% having mislaid their ballot paper, [read...]
‘It’s been very awkward’ said the father of two. ‘The man who takes the tolls on the auto-route really didn’t seem to want to chat about it at all. He barely made eye-contact – he just took our change and raised the barrier. [read...]
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has made a passionate speech in Parliament today opposing the expensive restoration of the Mary Rose, warning that it could be re-armed and used as an offensive weapon. The Tudor vessel was raised in 1982 and sections of it recently re-constructed for display at a Portsmouth museum. [read...]
There was one clear winner at the annual Automation in Industry Awards evening in London’s glittering West End last night, Grosvenor Humanoid Systems (GHS) of Bromsgrove was a unanimous choice for winner of the Quality Control Award for the exceptional batch-to-batch consistency it has achieved in manufacturing Tory Ladies (TM) since it won the contract… [read...]
Having insinuated that the U.S. was behind the failed coup in Istanbul, President Erdogan has now accused Labour’s back-benchers of masterminding ‘another in a long line of cock ups’. While Angela Eagle and other leadership candidates have denied involvement, [read...]
