PoliticsBiscuit
Following shady businessman and reality TV performer Donald Trump’s departure from Britain, during which time for some inexplicable reason he was constantly fawned over and grovelled to, in one of the last acts before stepping down as PM, [read...]
Pretend Prime Minister Theresa May has privately admitted that she invited Donald Trump for a state visit in the week of the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings for a laugh, knowing she would be out on her arse immediately afterwards. [read...]
Graham Brady of the 1922 Conservative Vintage Motoring Club said although this may delay Brexit by two years, the number of candidates coming forward represents ‘healthy stirrings in the Shires.’ [read...]
‘I am delighted to announce that I am throwing my shoe into the ring. Not my shoe, what is it you throw in? A hat, that’s right, I am throwing my hat into the pond. [read...]
‘I actually thought that she had done a completely shit job to be honest. However it was only when I heard all the glowing and heartfelt tributes from colleagues that I realised that we had dropped a massive clanger and we needed Theresa back at the helm once more.’ [read...]
