PoliticsBiscuit
In their desperation to crack down on law-abiding people trying to stay within current vague and shifting guidelines, burbling government ministers with the same grasp on logic as a toothless snake on a lubed firecracker have confirmed that takeaway hot drinks count as a substantial meal, [read...]
It’s a challenge which every ex-PM faces – how do you monetise your brand when you’re kicked out of Downing Street? Tony Blair showed a rare flair for sarcasm by becoming a Middle East Peace Envoy, [read...]
What’s that? You voted for Brexit and absolutely approve of the fantastic deal Boris won for us single handedly from the EU? Mais oui bien sûr, geezer, but naturally you haven’t got the time, or can’t be arsed to trawl through 1350 or more pages of fine detail, [read...]
Leader of the House of Commons and immaculately polished turd, Jacob Rees-Mogg claims Dickens’ classic novella ‘A Christmas Carol’ has been sabotaged by the left as a political stunt, it has emerged. Rees-Mogg said: ‘There is nothing the Marxists won’t do to re-write history and that includes meddling with classic literature. [read...]
Found guilty of breaching the Ministerial Code for bullying, no further action will be taken against Priti Patel – other than a request from the PM’s Office for photos. Rather than seen as a problem, [read...]
