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In an attempt to simplify the current quarantine shambles, Westminster has taken the step of abandoning the national definitions, replacing it with an arbitrarily applied quarantine “sentence” at point of entry into the UK. Each individual arriving in the country will be required to spin the Wheel of Misfortune to determine what – [read...]
Despite facing a busy day deciding which children in Africa will live past 12, God has decided to chime in on American politics and give his full endorsement to Kanye West. The all mighty lord and saviour initially refused to comment on the Biden vs Trump race and proclaimed Kayne West is the only man… [read...]
in a surprisingly candid admission of failings, the government has launched a crackdown on cronyism and protectionism, by holding to account those truly responsible for the major cockups of the current administration. Parents are rejoicing that multiple errors by Gavin Williamson, [read...]
Standing in for the suddenly incapacitated Professor Charles Xavier, Prime Minister Boris Johnson took the opportunity whilst addressing a school for not very gifted youngsters in Leicester to reveal the latest admission to the X Men academy. [read...]
The Prime Minister is spending this week making the important new pencil case decision ready for when the house returns in September. Traditionally the choice of a new pencil case can bring admiration or jeers from one’s fellow MPs. [read...]
