PoliticsBiscuit
With Boris Johnson promising wholesale cash awards from a bottomless pit of money that he found hidden behind a sideboard in an anteroom in No. 10, it might be that you have missed some of the proposed giveaways, [read...]
News broke today that Prime Minister and serial sex pest, Boris Johnson has been nominated for the prestigious Life time achievement award at the upcoming Saviles. If as is highly likely, Boris carries off the award, [read...]
British robotic scientists suffered a major setback when their showcase model, the Maybot29118X badly malfunctioned at a prestigious showcase event. The near life-like robot, fitted with semi-advanced AI designed to show it could feasibly pass-off as the Prime Minister, [read...]
A sack of potatoes has announced its intention to run for the position of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Speaking from a pantry in Doncaster, the sack of potatoes said: “It is my intention to campaign for the office of Prime Minister on the promise that even I can’t possibly be as lousy as… [read...]
Recent concerns that violent language may lead to violence, have been of little consolation to those UK citizens who have discovered that actual violence also leads to violence. MPs seem alarmed at a recent explosion of harassment, [read...]
