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Scotland invited to make its bloody mind up

there'll be a gloaming in their roamingsEngland, Wales and Northern Ireland, the other three constituent parts of the Divided Kingdom, have come together to ask Scotland if it wouldn’t mind pouring itself a nice glass of Irn-Bru and sorting its head out once and for all. This follows a referendum last year in which Scotland voted strongly against independence and a general election earlier this month in which it voted overwhelmingly for a party whose sole purpose is to secure independence.

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Giant Thatcher statue to ‘make Scotland British again’

yes, yes, yesDavid Cameron has revealed government proposals designed to ‘make Scotland British again’, beginning with the erection of a massive monument to Baroness Thatcher in Glasgow’s George Square.

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Press decide to harass Chuka Umunna and family anyway

what's 'e got to 'ide, eh?The British media is to continue its unwarranted intrusion into the lives of Chuka Umunna and his friends and family even though the MP has withdrawn his bid to become Labour leader.

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Osborne unveils plans for Northern Poorhouse

back to the futureChancellor George Osborne today announced plans to turn the north of England into a unified workhouse which would allow it to compete with some of the most deprived areas of the world.

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Despots stunned as UK electorate actually votes to get rid of human rights

so much unnecessary popular oppression going on in dictatorshipsDespots from around the world have expressed shock as the UK electorate vote for the one party that wishes to scrap their human rights in an open and free election.

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