Prime Minister to change name to "Rizz Sunak" to court young voters
The Prime Minister came out swinging today when he announced his intention to be known as "Rizz Sunak" for the rest of his...
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Don't fall prey to Christmas influenzer epidemic," warn health chiefs
You must protect yourselves right now, if you want to escape the dreadful influenzer epidemic in the run-up to Christmas,” the UK’s chief...
£6.7bn bid to screen all VAR mistakes
The Premier League is in negotiation to sell the largest catalogue of cockups in the history of Candid Camera. This VAR deal will...
Grand Theft Auto VI 'far less violent' than the news
Violent video games like Grand Theft Auto have been criticised for failing to keep pace with the level of gratuitous savagery shown on...
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Gaza: Prisoner Exchange Conditions Becoming Increasingly Convoluted.
Winner: Deskpilot Runners-Up: "Yep, this is the HS2 Delivery Committee. You should hang out with us." (JeremyHowell10); "Fears as XL...
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RAAC to Blame After Romeo and Juliet Balcony Collapse.
Winner: Dick Everyman Runners-Up: "How exactly is lying here going to stop them pouring the concrete?" (Flash Arry); "Are you sure you...
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