Musk sacks all Earthlings
In his drive for efficiency gains, Mr. Musk has discovered that there are 8 billion feckless humans, breathing valuable oxygen, that...
Government to sell off Grenfell Tower, piece by piece
The Government has confirmed its decision to demolish Grenfell Tower. The demolition process will take around two years and the tower...
Trump pardons the Nuremberg 'victims'
The International Criminal Court, which in an earlier form oversaw the Nuremberg Trials and today is charged with adjudicating on crimes...
Trump blames diversity programming on air traffic control system
After blaming vertically challenged ATC operators for the tragic crash in Washington airspace last week, the President has now alleged...
Trump offers to take over Isle of Wight
The Cuprinol-coloured cadaver-in-waiting Donald Trump has announced his intention to take the Isle of Wight for the US. A spokesman said...
Starmer caught getting Deep Throat on the side
Our sneaky PM has been discovered to have experienced illicit vocal techniques during Lockdown. While others had to struggle with no...
Reform UK band together
With unfortunately not enough numbers for a choir, the music loving MPs of Reform UK have decided to form a boy band. Ticey, Jimmy Mc,...
Trump's most recent Executive Orders – Number 5 will not shock you at all
Most people would figure out after searching online that an executive order is a directive by the president of the United States that...
Survivors of Downing Street Parties found alive and well
Police and Ambulance services were called to Downing Street yesterday when two former Boris Johnson aids were found hiding in a cellar at...
Definitely not Nimbys says Tory Mayor
With Labour’s new housing targets looming over them, a Tory controlled council has gone into panic mode with the thought of their...