“Happy Country” season finale grips nation
The final episode of the ironically-named UK political drama “Happy Country” has had the nation on the edge of its seats. Speculation was...
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Proud alien parents want "Stonehenge back to pin on fridge door"
Aliens from the Andromeda galaxy, Mr/s and M/rs Ommaen Scrielzex, have caused furore
Conservatives identify the last safe seat
Conservative MPs concerned about losing their job at the next general election have been scouring the country to secure a safe seat
Chinese balloon blown out of proportion
A floaty thing in the sky has made major international news and, strangely, not because it's lovely, or shaped like a dildo
Caption Competition: Friday 10th February
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After Pardoning Ceremony, Haggis Released to the Wild.
Winner: A Pepper Runners-Up: "Twitcher attempts to record murmurations of starlings, in hope of finding evidence that a conspiracy of...
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Tony Hawks Rues the Day he Mocked the Mysterious Gypsy Woman.
Winner: Martyn Casserly Runners-Up: "The long walk back from the taxidermist…" (McDabble); ""Follow that mouse!" snaps first customer of...
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'I know a liar when I see one,' Johnson to tell Putin
FROM OUR GUEST PUBLICATION: CatMelodeonNews.com “He doesn’t fool me for one minute,” Boris Johnson told Joe Biden on a zoom call today,...
CIA criticised for 'sexting' Bin Laden
Despite live-tweeting the killing of Osama, it turns out the CIA spent much of the 80s sending Afghan warlords $630 million in annual...
Facebook trademarks the word ‘book’
Using its billionaire dollar empire, Facebook intends to purchase creative ownership of large portions of the English language and a...