Government to tax social media posts
Insiders suggest that, in a shock move, the government will use the October budget to introduce a new tax on social media posts. Although...
Commons select committee 'reluctantly' exonerates Taylor Swift
A cross party select committee has reluctantly concluded that Taylor Swift hasn't been awarded a multi-billion pound contract to supply...
It’s not a fat tax, it’s a Wellness Allowance
Rumours about the autumn budget continue to swirl around, each one madder than the one before. It’s hard to figure out what’s what. ...
Donald Trump's Medical Report, by Dr Seuss
Under pressure from Kamala Harris, who has released medical reports showing that she is in excellent health, Donald Trump has followed...
Medically obese not to be treated like fat cats
The government has decided that those citizens who are clinically obese are to be 'encouraged' to take part in a lucrative experiment,...
Hurricane which devastated 'Orange State' failed to harm bigliest Orange
Officially known as the Sunshine State, Florida also attracts the nickname 'The Orange State'. Although many assume it refers to vast...
Businesses say rise in Employers National Insurance will trigger huge price rises
Cheesed-off business leaders have started a campaign against the increase in employers NI that is likely to be in the budget later this...
“Don’t judge me by first 100 hours” says captain of Titanic
It was revealed today that Edward J Smith, captain of the Titanic, gave a press conference an hour or so after striking the iceberg. ”OK,...
Cap'n Starmer: 'Choppy waters, ye say? Yo ho P&O!'
Pirate Cap'n Keir Starmer has - at cutlass point - withheld a days' grog from the brightly barnet-ed buccaneer (and Transport Secretary)...
Reform Party Says Mini-Moon 'Must be Deported'
The Reform Party today issued a demand that the mini-moon, an asteroid that has temporarily entered Earth’s orbit, ‘must be deported...