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Hurricane which devastated 'Orange State' failed to harm bigliest Orange


Officially known as the Sunshine State, Florida also attracts the nickname 'The Orange State'. Although many assume it refers to vast crops of fruit grown there, this is not so. Largely because multitudes of hurricanes created by Democrats barrel across Florida each season, devastating the sweet citrus spheres prior to harvest.



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The real reason it is referred to as the Orange State is due to the growing numbers of papaya-shaded interlopers replanted there from other States. Many natives say that the invasive species will one day completely cover every golf course in Florida.



The main target of the Democrat hurricanes is the King of the vibrantly coloured bulbous globes, who is once more sadly missed this year. On the other small hand, orange futures look bright.


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