Episode 35: Radio Silence, Spy Pigeons & Soooooooo
Comedy news from NewsBiscuit
Featuring Guests: Bernard Castle & Ian Searle
Host: Wrenfoe. Feb-March 2024
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Lee 'I'm not a racist but...' main employer is GBNews. He makes more money from being racist for them than he does being racist as an MP for Hate-on-Sea - 30p-ieces of silver more at least.
A GBNews spokesgammon shouted: 'You can't say anything any more, even though our entire network does... incessantly. We believe in freedom of racism. I mean freedom of racist speech. I mean... no that is what I mean. If anything, Lee is a bit liberal for our taste. How dare you call our 24/7 racism 'racism'. '
Lee himself still claims not to be a racist and that his entire career of being racist whilst doing and saying racist things in a public forum is only borne out of him being a massive, massive racist.
Image: terimakasih0 - Pixabay
A unit of police forensic experts called in to examine a crime scene at a church in Stoke have confirmed that a 'colourful' window had been stained from the inside.
Forensics expert Jerry Wainright confirmed, 'Normally, you would expect staining to occur on the outside of glass fittings in public buildings. But suspcions were roused when residue samples clearly indicated that the staining had come from within the establishment.
'Our main focus of enquiry now is to establish how they got the stain so high. Rather impressive, when you consider the angle of trajectory, and indeed the widespread coverage.
'If I may be somewhat disinterested for a moment, when the morning sun catches the stained window just right, the pearlescent refraction inside the church is quite spectacular and, one might say, awe inspiring. You can imagine it all over the choirboys' faces, and for that matter, the congregation.'
Image: Paul_Henri - Pixabay
