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Teenagers to be replaced by robots
A robot replacement for teenagers has been announced. The Watt Ever 1 has been demonstrated filling a washing machine at the rate of one shirt every 10 minutes.

apepper
Jan 10


Rishi Sunak refuses to say whether he lives in a big house
Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has repeatedly refused to say whether he lives in a big house or not. The multi millionaire PM told the BBC’s...

Gerontius
Jan 10


BBC still hasn't reported on BBC not reporting anything
Social media is on fire with allegations that the BBC hasn't reported anything about the crisis in Iran, despite running several separate news articles every day since the demonstrations started.

Throngsman
Jan 10


'I'll hold your coat' Starmer tells bully boy Trump
'The UK's official foreign policy is for the PM to hold President Trump's coat and grin while he beats up all the smaller nations in the playground,'

Jeremynh
Jan 9


US Military prepared for 'lush, verdant fields' of Greenland
US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth today assured Americans that the military was ready and equipped to capture the rolling green hills of Greenland.

philsmith
Jan 9


Anti-bullet-proof-vesters say gun deaths are a hoax
People who refuse to acknowledge the dangers of firearms have been accused of spreading false information. 'Guns don't kill, bullets...

Throngsman
Jan 9


Trump eager to take over running of Venezuela's dictatorship
'President Trump is really looking forward to misgoverning another country,' said a spokes-anschluss for the White House.

Jeremynh
Jan 9


Wind farm owners told to try harder
The vast offshore Seagreen wind farm wasted 77% of the energy produced last year, because the electricity grid can't cope.

deskpilot
Jan 8
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