Voldemort to enter US presidential race
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Voldemort, arch-nemesis of Harry Potter, is set to enter the US presidential race as an independent candidate. Voldemort has conjured up...
deskpilot
- Apr 19
Boomerang Airways to fly asylum seekers to Rwanda
The government has awarded the contract to fly asylum seekers to Rwanda to a new airline called Boomerang Airways. A spokesman for...
apepper
- Apr 19
Liz Truss "forgotten" where she's MP for
Former PM and alternative lettuce, Liz Truss has admitted that she's forgotten where she's the MP for. "Of course I'd know it if I saw...
Wrenfoe
- Apr 19
Palestinians now on the endangered list
The WWF have rated Palestinian survival on par with the Dodo and Prince Andrew's career as a Girl Guide protection officer. Sightings of...
apepper
- Apr 18
Rupert Murdoch gives Hugh Grant a huge amount of money "because of Wonka"
Kind hearted philanthropist, Rupert Murdoch, has decided to give Hugh Grant a huge amount of money. When asked if this had any...
Guest Author
- Apr 18
Tory MP suspended for good use of party funds
"We have suspended one of ours MPs for using party funds in a way which can only be described as kind," said a Conservative Party...
eppursimuove
- Apr 18
Angela Rayner failed to declare income for TV ads with “monkeh”
The saga over Angela Rayner’s finances took a new twist today, when it was alleged that she failed to declare the income from a series of...
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