Influencers rebranded Outfluencers

Futureologist channel marketing guru, MadeiraWhine69 explained in snooty tones, 'Rather like the difference between inflow and outflow to one's home, an Influencer is really an Outfluents pipe of sewage, pumping rampant consumerism to the hypnotically challenged.

The ins and outs of an industry which operates more as an outdustry are that incomes are responsible for catastrophic global outcomes.'

So self absorbed by the way their looks might be perceived by millions of followers, Jen.It. All vomited for three days straight at the idea of being called an Outie instead of an Innie.

Nipple to nipple tattoo sporter of the other type of cola, Pouty Beaver, was so out of hair flicks that their lip filler popped all over the webcam, leaving themself and their designer bedroom covered in a sticky residue.

Second highest revenue stream provider VibroDonkey™ turned off the inward cashflow with immediate effect, outsourcing 1000% of promotional budget to AI deepfake pornography.

The fashion industry faces high cheekbone collapse due to 14,000% of its offshore holdings being maintained on Epstein Island.