'No 10 North' revealed to be Wallace and Gromit’s house

The much vaunted 'No 10 North', from which likely Prime Minister Andy Burnham hopes to rebalance power across the country, turns out to be the familiar house lived in by the beloved characters Wallace and Gromit.

Every morning, Burnham will be tipped out of bed and straight into his clothes, while his Deputy Prime Minister puts the kettle on and activates the “toastomatic” for their breakfast.

Burnham will then leave the house in a van painted with the slogan 'Power devolved to regional assemblies - no job too big or too small', accompanied by the Deputy PM on a motorbike with sidecar.

Sources indicate that the deputy, while never actually getting to speak, is by far the smarter of the two, and gets Burnham out of all sorts of ambushes set by his enemies.

Chief among these is an evil penguin recently elected leader of the Conservative Party, which still seems a better decision than Liz Truss.

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