Thousands of coffee-drinkers protest over the 'don't pour it down a drain' law, by queuing up outside the operational headquarters of their local environmental protection enforcement officers, to pour coffee dregs down a drain.
Several thousand more protesters carried banners saying 'I support poring coffee down a drain, instead of into a bin.' The police rigorously arrested these people first, before turning their attention to the actual coffee-pourers.
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Official auditors for the Tommy Robinson march on Saturday, accountants Yaxley, Lennon and McCartney have confirmed the numbers and claim the higher than expected turnout is due to immigrants, particularly those arriving on small boats.
Border Control confirms the increase in irregular migrants arriving in the past week. 'They've been making a bee-line for London, claiming they're here just for Tommeh. They're no trouble, just enjoying the vibe,' said a spokesman. 'I expect they'll be leaving later in the week with their London souvenirs and St George flags. They like to take them back to Syria as George was a local, wasn't he?' he added.
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