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A recent feeling of inner warmth some have not been able to explain has been put down to a total and utter shambolic implosion that the Conservative leadership have foisted upon themselves. Again.


These brief moments of bliss should show the entire nation what utter wangwallops their governments have been, currently are, and will continue to be if left to their own divisive devices.


'What is this?' said a normal person. 'Is it... is it hope? A light at the end of a dark tunnel of 14 years of unequivocal mismanagement of the nation I love?'


Yes. Yes it is. But be careful what you Rish for. Remember that these imbeciles are capable of scrabbling together any old lies to scrawl on the side of a Truss. And then career that Truss right through the economy in just 49 days, causing irreparable Johnson.




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Members of the UK Border Control have been seconded to the House of Commons to prevent migrants crossing the floor.  Labour have opposed the move, citing the persons crossing over have been subject to 'bad men', have been witnesses to terrible crimes and are fleeing a fascist regime full of misogynists, perverts and racists. 


The Conservatives maintain the people attempting to cross over are merely economic migrants, hoping to bleed the taxpayer dry for years on end, while offering no tangible skills to the country.


'There's no good reason they can't continue do that from this side of the House,' said a government spokesman.

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