The Premier League is in negotiation to sell the largest catalogue of cockups in the history of Candid Camera. This VAR deal will guarantee SKY viewers 24/7 coverage of every refereeing mistake, with in-depth blunder analysis and wide-screen dumb-f$ckery.
One delighted viewer said: ‘We want to see elite incompetents, wrecking games in a manner that defies belief. The fans want top-tier gaffes and world-class blunders. We need managers whose forehead veins look fit to burst.’
The BBC is yet to agree to a highlights package of woeful decisions, saying they already had that covered with the Covid Inquiry.
Comments