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£6.7bn bid to screen all VAR mistakes


The Premier League is in negotiation to sell the largest catalogue of cockups in the history of Candid Camera. This VAR deal will guarantee SKY viewers 24/7 coverage of every refereeing mistake, with in-depth blunder analysis and wide-screen dumb-f$ckery.



One delighted viewer said: ‘We want to see elite incompetents, wrecking games in a manner that defies belief. The fans want top-tier gaffes and world-class blunders. We need managers whose forehead veins look fit to burst.’



The BBC is yet to agree to a highlights package of woeful decisions, saying they already had that covered with the Covid Inquiry.


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