AI has discovered all jokes and comedy has now been completed
It has been announced that AI has discovered all jokes and there are no new humorous phrases or actions left.
All humour is now just Gemini copies of a Claude version of a Co-pilot reproduction of a racist Grok comment.
AI has absorbed all the internet, been fed books and watched all of the Chuckle Brother’s work. As the last book of 1001 dad jokes was scanned and shredded, AI stated that comedy is now complete.
Any phrases in comments sections or in your “encrypted” personal texts that has a laughing emoji or the word lol after it have been fed into The Algorithm. It then exponentially extrapolates into all possible versions to ensure that maximum comedy has been actualised. It is now creating quantum comedy, which is both funny and not funny at the same time, like how people view Mrs Brown's Boys. Apart from the funny half.
It is now literally impossible for the puny fleshy sentient meat bags to create any original material, as all possible versions of all possible comedy have been created. Full content has been provided; there is no more.
The last ever original joke was Trump trying to rename AI as Super Intelligence.
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