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Astrologers strike bites as people don't know what vague things to do



A six month strike by astrologers has started to affect the chronically indecisive.


Regular customer, Sue Kerr explained, 'Without Madam Charlotte En's regular horoscope, I'm finding it very difficult to make tentative decisions. I met a chap the other day at work, without my daily dose of sage advise. I had no idea whether to be cautious about taking things the next level and ended up getting off at the wrong floor in the office.'

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